1. Towards the end of the bank holiday, when food was running low in our house, I found that I had 9 strawberries, a lemon, and two-thirds of a pot of Greek yoghurt with honey, which was precisely what I needed to make this lemon & strawberry frozen yoghurt. (Dairy re-introduction going well).
2. Westboy put a toilet seat over his head. It had to be cut off him. Discipline's difficult when you're crying with laughter.